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斯蒂芬.周同学不是第一次拍烂片，有以前的<行运一条龙>垫底，<长江七号>也不足为奇。传说这位曾经创造神话的无厘头明星白手起家颇为艰辛，在作品中饱含对下等小人物境遇的切实体会和同情。然而就是他从<少林足球>开始，<功夫>、<长江七号>，都以底层人士的肮脏外表和怪异行为为笑料。蓬乱的头发、满身的横肉、杂乱的环境皆成为抖包袱的卖点或者说周氏招牌。可能他是想表现卧虎藏龙、凤凰涅磐，但看多了，尤其到<长江七号>甚至拿孩子的体型来开玩笑，周同学一而再、再而三，到底是想讽刺谁？

因此<长江七号>是一部让人不爽的片子。更别提东拼西凑的剧情。当看到斯蒂芬被氧气罐在高空中拉住时，用屁股都可以猜到接下来是外星超人狗奋力把他救活，然后挂了，大家无限怀念。我毫不犹豫关了电脑，打算第二天无所事事了再看。

新浪影音娱乐说<长江七号>是华语商业电影史上的典范。片中可爱的超人狗褪成布娃娃，昭然若揭的低劣商业暗示着实恶心。不看也罢。奇怪的是，40559份投票，<长江七号>居然得到 4.8/5 的评分。调查2中共有25877人参加，也有63.04%认为《长江七号》和周星驰以前作品相比更好看，一次成功的突破。匪夷所思。

豆瓣有精彩评价：

从良是好事，被大众欣赏是好事，拿奖有票房也是好事。如果在那么多年里有人曾经如此取悦过我，我又有什么理由不让他获得荣誉和金钱？又有什么理由阻拦更多人去欣赏？或者，一定要以某种小众的姿态让自己感觉良好？不，当年我不觉得自我感觉良好。我感觉很糟，但是很快乐。在违法乱纪，混吃胡闹，浪费青春之中觉得很快乐。那时候的周星驰是同案犯，这一点让人喜欢到死。

现在，我要说和周星驰的缘分已经尽了。昔日的情分值得打一个三星，权且作为告别的礼物。这种时候让人悲伤，但是要说些祝你幸福一类的话。再有《长江七号》这样的片子，我不会再进电影院去看。做为老朋友，我也不会买D版或者网络下载。会偶尔看看你的新闻，看你又拿了多少奖，赚了多少钱，买了多少楼，换了几个女朋友。只是看看而已，只能是这样了。我感念曾经的周星驰，以及他带来的快乐，但是那和今天的他已经没有了任何关系。一定有某个时刻，大家已经分道扬镳，向着不同的方向飞驰而去，一去不回。只是，我当时并没有留意，所以才为今天的距离感到心惊。旧日的笑话越是精彩，也就让今天显得更是黯然。在我心目中，你永远停留在那一天，那时你是个独一无二、风度翩翩的猪肉王子。

从良了，就别来找我。

类型：喜剧，科幻
片长：89分钟
角色外型：男主角民工样，女主角性感
情色：无
推荐：Very CD 下载
适合：无聊时，连烂片都没得看时
推荐程度：不推荐

Stephen Chow uses three years to finish making me really disappointed. IMDB gives 6.5/10 User Rating (1,106 votes). Is it high? Worse than the critical comments from audience, Stephen is losing himself.

In most ways, CJ7 isn’t really your typical outright comedy. By the end of it, I thought its dramatic moments were tugging at the heartstrings, as I mentioned earlier, and indeed this somehow represents a shift by Chow to a somewhat different territory, building up his movie with comedy being peripheral or secondary to the main plot. There are moments of fun balanced by moments which are touching, episodes of the ridiculous balanced by episodes which made you reflect. And any more which features great songs, get my vote of approval too, with Boney M’s Sonny getting plenty of airplay, and I Love Chopin coming on at just the very appropriate moment.

However, what is still suspect though, is Chow’s ability to weave more flesh into what are essentially flower vase roles in the female characters who play opposite him as love interests. With Shaolin Soccer, Vicky Zhao was unfortunately quite pedestrian, and with Kung Fu Hustle, the scope given to Huang Shengyi was worse. Kitty Zhang continues the trend as good looking teacher Mrs Yuen, who takes pity on Dicky, but nothing more.

Having seen all the Lunar New Year movie premieres for this week, I can safely say CJ7 came out tops, because it had a lot more moments in the movie that makes it family friendly entertainment, and yet imparting and giving out reminders of good values that will almost certainly rub off on the young, and the young at heart. Not at his best, but Chow delivers yet another crowd pleaser, for sure. Recommended!