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The Forbidden Kingdom

原来电影可以如此扯淡。开篇看到李连杰扮演的孙悟空挤眉弄眼,我就已经被震撼到崩溃,期间醒过来晕过去无数次。

手拿如意金箍棒的 Jason 穿越时空,掉落到中国村庄。那一草一木何等眼熟,撇去疑似的茅屋不说,当我看到水田时,不由惊叹,当年霍元甲同学在那里插过秧!不知道盲女mm可好?

百转千回,此番帝国主义终于出现在国产神话故事中,而且见到了孙悟空和玉皇大帝。Jason 同学居然相当冷静,没有发出“oh my God”的赞美,想必是因为土鳖国的大帝和米国的上帝外形不太一样。他做掉五千年文明古国一位涂着时下最流行烟熏妆的神仙,拯救地球以后,只要求“回家”。玉皇很满意,吹了一口气,Jason 便回到了故乡:波士顿。

此片在中华人民共和国境内拍摄,导演怎么表达主角已经身在美国了呢?他用了一道铁门,对,确切得说是几乎已经成为那个邪恶国家所有犯罪现场标志性物品的钢丝门。看样子 Rob Minkoff 深谙中华文化一叶知秋的手法了。

让我斗胆预言,好莱坞下一步史诗巨作应该是超人大战孙悟空。

类型:魔幻
片长:94分钟
角色外型:古装+骚包烟熏眼影
情色:无
推荐:暂无 Very CD 下载
适合:不看
推荐程度:极力不推荐

“The Forbidden Kingdom” has User Rating: 7.6/10 (4,489 votes) at IMDB. From the comments, it’s clear that the gong-fu fans in USA like this movie very much , though Chinese audience may think it wretched.

Jackie Chan returns in a Drunken Master (1978) role along with Jet Li in a more mysterious but delightful twisting role in this fantasy martial arts film that requires a leap of faith into myths, legends, and magic. In doing so, this adventure tale is compelling from the very beginning with a quick, fast martial art scene followed by some amazing opening credits. The martial art fights are prolonged and exciting and the storyline is although predictable, entertaining and worthy of an evening storytale. Not a classic, nor epic, not heavy, and never managing to enter into serious realm of award-winning, this movie is nevertheless a summer, adolescent family movie that is worth its admission price and both Jackie Chan and Jet Li offer up some good performances in a movie without any real failings. Eight out of Ten Stars.

文章评论

  1. 看完了再想不看已经没有可能了
    后悔药吃不到啊

  2. 你咋没把玉帝王母起飞那经典动作弄个图图呢?

  3. 一定要看下.怎么弄到的DVD?

  4. 我在电影院看的。

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